went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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