Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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