About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Randomize
