either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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