new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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