So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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