I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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