he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
They have beer where we have blood.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
