Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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