mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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