"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Umm I'm too high to move.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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