Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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