If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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