She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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