You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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