If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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