they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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