nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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