the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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