No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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