he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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