I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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