sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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