I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
