Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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