I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Randomize
