you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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