$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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