found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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