is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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