My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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