i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She bit a glass in half.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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