Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
