i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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