belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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