Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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