it wasn't lemon gatorade
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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