This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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