Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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