i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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