Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
