Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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