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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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