Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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