she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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