I must be too annoying 4 u.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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