Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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