it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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