Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
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