no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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